The Haze Stage Brotherhood Presents:

Phaturnity

Listen up, Pledges!

Come try out for the playa’s most exclusive fraternity!

The Haze Stage Brotherhood is going to Burning Man 2011 to recruit Phaternity Brothers, Sisters and the Undeclared (it’s a tri-sexual institution-

we’ll try anything!) through the ancient ritual of subjecting people to public humiliation for the entertainment of others. So we’re having, that’s right, a FRAT PARTY!!!

Don’t you know Bman is a gift economy? So come on by and give us some of your dignity – and your panties! Dude, we’re totally having a panty raid! There will be lots of paddling, multi-person beer funneling, preppy douchebags, stuck-up bitches, picking up of olives with ass cheeks onstage, mass wedgies, and nerds making out with the quarterback’s girlfriend in the basement.

For those of you who remember A Cavallo parties, this will feel familiar, although it’s in a different space; an utterly bitchen private set design/photo studio in Williamsburg.

Bring a challenge – get a gutful of beer! If you send us a good idea for a haze and do it for us, you get a kegstand! (or something like that)

Appropriate Attire for Pledges: Toga, Stuck-up, Bitch Cheerleader! Nerd, “The Cool Guy” Letterman / Quarterback, Dude Who Fell Asleep and Got Written All Over, Debutant, The Animal.

Free Jello shots during Rush! Pledges start after midnight.

Music: From a ten piece band to tribal electro dub

ACME

63 North 3rd Williamsburg, Brooklyn; $10 to pledge

Registration begins at 9pm, Graduation at 5:30am

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