RANT: Diesel XXX Birthday BOMB? MIA PREGERS! WHAT IS GOING ON

Wow! Its was the best and worst use of rumored $7 mill it took to put on the Diesel XXX party here in NYC! Filled with 7500 attendees, this party was well worth the anticipation. A giant tent, midgets on the bar,acrobats,  free hotdogs,popcorn,booze,cotton candy and so much more!! Some how I ended up at the front at the stage for the whole entire night, it was well worth it! Performances by TI, HotChip, Chaka Khan, MIA, NERD, Franz Fer"putmetosleep", and Benji and Joel Madden DJing, Lindsay Lohan, Chance Crawford, Juilette Lewis,the list goes on, All in attendance! This was a huge epic event!!! Some surprises which has the internet buzzing is the much pregered MIA (photo by rap-up.com) and a jump in performance by TI (which was the best by far all night and stole the show.)

Now may I rant:

 The bass was too loud, my ears are bleeding, I could feel the wind of the bass the whole night...MIA's performance was a 3 out of a 10, she seemed sleepy, non energetic and had her back up dancer sing for her most of the time. I guess you can complain, but isnt the loud bass bad for the baby? There was no UMPF, it was missing an element. Yeah there was confetti, and smoke machine, but all at the wrong time. Fire marshals waiting to shut it down unless the VIP section was cleared out. They gave out these things as free gifts, what are they?These seat cushions. I mean what does that have to do with the event? Or a Birthday or a Circus theme?? Huh??????.I dont know, im over it. By the end of the night people ended up throwing them on to the stage at Pharell, thus making Pharell toss them right back, and creating a ended battle, along with 50 random people jumping on the stage and them...that was it. Not big finale, no big surprise, no big boom, or ballon drop...where was the birthday cake? Wasnt it a birthday?  The best part was Chaka Khans performance which gave me chills, and TI who got everyone, I mean everyone jumping..and drunk (pouring booze into the crowds mouth) It was a spectacle, with the tent, the lights, and the screens all echoing DIESEL..DIESEL..DIESEL. It was one big epic advertising ploy, the biggest marketing scam to date. I mean they even got some guy to declare 10/11/ National Diesel Day!??( So do I get a day off then?) At 2am the lights went on, they yelled" Its over Now LEAVE", and everyone poured out onto the streets of Brooklyn Heights. Let me just say the area was TRASHED! Cant wait to read the reviews, and the complaints. Bottom line, MIA stole the show, not for her performance, but because of her belly. This party should of been called DIESEL XXX:WEAR A CONDOM.